Crackers Of the Week

'I'm proud of you'
- Sainsbury's checkout man near aisle 4 upon gallantly producing my two Bags for Life. pat pat.

'Moses? I've never heard of this word before'
- classmate on helping me proofread an essay on (insert ramble about psycho-analysis here) Moses Aloetta, a character in The Lonely Londoners.

'But Molly does..'
'Yeah but Molly is a cat.'
'Are you saying I'm fat?!'
'Just fatter than the cat.'
- convo with Kyle on why I can't sit on his knee all day.

'Brazilian.'
- random on the tube who came and said this to me.

'I've got a frog in my throat.'
'Eat Molly.'
- Kyle's medical advice.

'So.. are you part of the pataphysics soc as well?'
- in dive pub after meeting a friend who had just been in a meeting with the pataphysics society.

'Four quid entry.'
'You're joking right?'
- door man at said pub

Oh if only I could remember more. Happy Monday folks. xxw