What is the truest definitiion of Globalisation?
Princess Diana's death.
Why? You ask?
It was an English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
who crash in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an Bruneian,
sitting in her flat in London,
using Bill Gate's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
sent to a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.
That, my friends, is Globalisation!
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2 Comments:
Welcome back you hermit!!!! Found your globalisation piece hilarious!
hhaha f***ed up world!
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