Thursday, January 17, 2008

What is the truest definitiion of Globalisation?


Princess Diana's death.

Why? You ask?

It was an English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

who crash in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whisky

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an Bruneian,

sitting in her flat in London,

using Bill Gate's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that uses Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

sent to a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.

That, my friends, is Globalisation!

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2 Comments:

Blogger 48 said...

Welcome back you hermit!!!! Found your globalisation piece hilarious!

January 22, 2008 10:36 am  
Anonymous Faren said...

hhaha f***ed up world!

May 22, 2009 12:01 am  

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